I’d be okay with that. Golf courses offend me. So much land wasted that could be put to better uses…like landfills, or cemeteries for the indigent, or nuclear waste storage. (Or housing, or growing food.)

Developer here: can confirm. (#4 is actually true.)

I think this is the answer. It can take a hen several months to start laying; meat chickens are typically harvested in six to twelve weeks.

I haven’t but fucked if I know how.

As long as it keeps me employed I am happy to move pixels all day.

That’s how RICO works: you don’t have to have committed the actual crime, but if your actions materially contributed to the commission of the crime, that’s considered pretty much the same thing.

Because there’s not a gravy seal out there with the balls to stand up to actual, trained soldiers.

This would require a…uh…you should pardon the expression…re-tooling…to really make it work.

I don’t think any of the gravy seals have it in them to actually take on the government. Soon as they see their buddies torn in half by a 50cal it’s going to blow the fight right out of them. Sure, sure, it’s all “I’ll die for my country!” but you put a gun to their head and say, “America needs your life now”, not one in ten will have the courage of their conviction.

I used to doom-scroll to see what bullshit embarrassment Trump was going to put our country through on any given day. Now I’m doom scroll hoping to read his obituary.

I have no problems saying excuse me in a loud clear voice and blasting right through the center of those conversations. Being a performer at the local Renaissance festival for 30 years teaches you how to blow right through crowds with people in the way.