I heard that the cool aid man had to get a second job, didn’t know that it was for fedex

When I was a kid my dad didn’t properly tie down a lounge chair on the trailer. Although we didn’t lose the chair avoiding a Houthi attack, we did have to go back and pick it up on the highway.

So I can totally relate /s

Thx, for the heads up. The only reason I’m not typing this on a motorola g85 is because I got distracted when I was ordering it. Now I’ve got to search for a different brand.

Have you yourself heard or seen Dave Chappelle say or do something transphobic? AFAIR Dave Chappelle pissed off one trans person, and got labeled as transphobic. He may not be an active trans allied, but IIRC he actually has trans people in his friends groups who haven’t disavowed him.

Don’t get me wrong, if someone’s actually transphobic, they should totally get called out for it. But if the term is to keep its meaning, we shouldn’t throw it around.

I did wonder why my client put the word “spoiler” twice, but I already had the picture block and I didn’t want to accidentally put boobs in the comment section, so I just rolled with it.

Good to know, thx

You don’t have people for that?

More like a nut in a creampie

Do we have a term for individuals that refrain from eating shoes? Because vegan shoe or not, I identify as a person who doesn’t eat shoes.

I’m seeing 5 root comments, and a follow up, from the same account, all removed by mods. Was it just a troll or did I miss something exciting?

On the one hand she could have made the account to post about her deportation letter, which is why the introduction comes later. On the other hand … I can’t explain anything else and tend to agree with you. I’m getting a nasal indication of a medium rodent nearby.

Thx, I only knew that as fediverse chick

The number of people, who are able to comfortably use that product, is cut even smaller by the fraction willing to get their face near their juices… And yet even fewer people who’d prefer a single device instead of dual wielding.

MARALAGO = Make America Recession Again Like All Great Oligarchs

LIM

Don’t talk about age… My back hurts and I remember booting dos to run win.com if you wanted windows. Most of the stuff ran fine directly from dos without the added shell.

He actually visited Greenland. I just saw it in the news. He just avoided the capital and only visited an army base.

Space force base. And not “an” but “the”.

Fucking chicken, his staff apparently were too afraid that locals would have pelted him with eggs.

It is not a Danish island. It’s a country that is part of the Kingdom of Denmark, just like Denmark and the Faroe Islands. A Danish island would be an island in Denmark, like Funen, Ærø, or Bornholm.

Taking Greenland is a kin to taking Scotland from the UK, or Maine from the US of A. They’re autonomous, and trying to buy a country from us really brings up some colonial feelings, that we would much rather be done with.

The teen was hired to bomb something. Instead the Russians bombed the teen.

I read that as snails and was about to comment “bonjour” … instead I did the joke in this meta way

Me too, you wanna hijack a plane? /s