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I assumed it was already adjusted since it says “measured in present-value dollars”

Why? You don’t find it convenient to say “X, formerly Twitter”? I think it just rolls off the tongue! /s

This is troll yes?

Imagine more Dragons

New CEO? I’ve missed that part, oh boy …

What is Tesseract?

You mean to say that the only thing keeping you from r*ping children is fear of God?

Okay Sir please calm down, we all know we can’t trust those “Doctors” and their “Medical Degrees”. It’s just hokus pokus, it’s not like there’s been decades upon decades of scientific testing and proving! You probably believe we landed on the moon too HAH! Space ain’t even real, like how would they even breath if there’s no air? #checkmate

I have not seen those, nor do I wish to now.

Now I’m wondering why I have pockets on MY clothes

People who sleep in their cars, engine running and parked in a garage, sleep like babies!

My dad said you should make “one dick-girth worth of pasta” for one meal. Needless to say I always end up making to little pasta.

A Monty Python reference? In this economy???

Was there a valley at least?

That’s certainly an opinion

Yeah I genuinely don’t understand the hype. Maybe I’m just old and fully saturated with GTA already.

Don’t forget to raise your voice, get flustered, and start pointing out their character flaws irrelevant to the issue at hand

Rolling On The Floor Literally OverDosing?

What’s going on? Why does it feel like every megacorporation have become completely openly anti-consumer? Yes, companies have always been shady and doing everything for profit, but at least they did it subtly and backtracked as soon as the backlash came. Now they’re just shamelessly force feeding us spyware and “digital-only licenses revokable at any time”.

“Where are you going?” “oh I’m just going to pet the CEO and give her treats, brb”