LMAO, they test the sirens once a month on Wednesday, for anyone unfamiliar.

(Edited, I live real close to one, but I don’t really pay attention to the day or frequency. Tons of trains around too, you learn to drown it out.)

Sigma nuts or something, idk…

Ah shit, Google maps is driving us straight into the Andromeda Galaxy.

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs; Coen Brothers comedy western anthology. Couldn’t reccomend it enough.

No thats a great mindset. I just have no faith in humanity.

I deleted my comment because this is a masterful response. I want to remain on record, though, that you’re replying to an idiot who is trying to cause problems. You’re better than me for not pointing that out lol.

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Op is thirsty af.

“Don’t rightly care if they do.”

“…which is just rude”. 💀💀

Hey my friend, fellow depressive here. It’s not addiction, it’s a massive struggle. This is a vital time, the only way out is to face your circumstance.

It’s a turdoggy lmao

Well I already have the crocs, you see…

Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.

Ha, it would probably take me a month to clean up my 10k+ email inbox. Work email though, I refuse to have more than 15 sitting in my inbox.

Funny enough, the term was coined in the 80’s

Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.

I’ll say that I don’t usually wear shoes in the house, but it’s also a lost cause since I have two big dogs.

You just made a bunch of dudes touch their balls lol.

Probably the cycling thing tho.

A couple of my friends are really bad about this. It’s like wasting my time is a sport to them lol. No part of me wants to kick them repeatedly in the shins for being 2 hours late to something for eternity. No part at all…