Everyone is focusing on the horror of the cholesterol but no one is asking the real question:

What kind of psychopath eats kiwi with eggs??

Hail yourself and fuck this president.

Honestly it makes me sound like a shill but the Apple Watch / fitness+ stuff has been incredibly helpful and motivating. I went from not doing anything to getting at least 30 mins a day after about 6 months. I work from home and am the primary caretaker of a toddler so getting to the gym hasn’t really been in the cards.

The real trick is sticking to it. But I promise it’s worth it for you and everyone in your circle. You can do it!!

This is what struggling for relevance looks like in real time.

Living in Texas, a state with one of (if not the) highest maternal mortality rates in the country, it’s embarrassing that they simply hide the data that disprove their bullshit stance. My wife and I had a very complicated pregnancy that ended up with my kid being born 6 weeks early and her in the hospital, and this was after years of IVF. We spent thousands getting to the point of having a child and if her life was in danger I would not have given a second thought to protecting her.

It’s to the point where the first thing I did when it was viable was to get a vasectomy because I wasn’t going to even have the potential for those risks in a state that actively hates women.

Also yes

The US: “well, Israel rejected another reasonable ceasefire proposal in favor of continuing to blow up innocents… guess we’ll have no choice but to offer them another go at it!

Oh yeah Bibi, here’s your missiles. Don’t use them to blow up civilians! wink”

Flash forward to Russia “they’re not sending their best” comments

Impeach our guy for actual acts he did? Fuck you, well just SAY your guy did stuff.

Check and MATE.

“Yep, this is me. You’re probably wondering how I wound up here.”

I didn’t notice the tiny backpack and it reminds me of the one I just bought for my toddler to go to daycare with only instead of false military masculinity, his is a rocket ship which is way cooler.

That is the tiniest mic sign ever.

Looks so weird.

Typically the party appoints someone through their own nominating process. There is a way of doing that but saying “we just don’t like this guy no more” isn’t really an acceptable one.

But he didn’t lose, remember? He’s still here trying to fight the good fight!

(I need to go wash my phone after typing that…)

Look, he DID see combat.

In pictures.

In the articles he wrote in his office securely in the middle of the base.

Also that’s a weird song to play at a rally. A really weird choice.

According to the Guard you have to have 3 years time-in-service to retire as that rank. He chose to retire as an E-8

That they didn’t have a backup route is baffling. They’ve been testing the levels for months and they had to have known they weren’t going to be at safe levels in time. I commend the ecological work to clean the river but you shouldn’t punish these athletes because your waterway is gross.

It’s the same energy of evangelicalism has fuck all to do with the teachings of Christ. They’re all dog whistles.

Also republicans: