AzuranAurora

Let’s see… Nerf Herder (whose lead singer is Parry Gripp, famous for Raining Tacos and other songs), Sub-Radio, Rumahoy, and John Trubee (Blind Man’s Penis).

I used to be a fan of NanowaR of Steel, but unfortunately they’ve got some transphobic songs that sour the rest of the band’s music for me. That being said, Valhalleluja is a masterpiece and always will be even though Thomas Winkler is in it.

And it’s a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin’ down the plains

Stealing wheat and barley, and all the other grains

And it’s a ho-hey, hi-hey, farmers bar your doors

When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina’s mighty shores!

(har har har, eh?)

Best we can spare are the ones flying a hot air balloon into the control tower at unreasonable speeds.

We couldn’t have such a thing here because the surrounding cities round up and dump all their crackheads and methheads here, meaning nothing that isn’t nailed down can sit outdoors without being stolen within the hour. They’re a plague here and the police are completely and utterly useless.

There’s no laws against not using the crosswalk, as I have previously established. Jaywalking is not a crime in Canada, nor the province I live in. I, and many others in my city cross the road anywhere it’s convenient and drivers are well aware and used to it. Nobody gets hurt as long as you pay attention to and yield to oncoming traffic.

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It’s down, down, down to Mephisto’s Cafe with you!

Nice job devolving into calling me a slur, that’ll show me for disagreeing with you! Not. Next time, be a better person, 'kay?

I’m sorry that pedestrians existing hurts your fragile fee-fees. You don’t own the roads here, carbrain.

As the operator of a multi-ton hunk of steel travelling at high speeds, it is your responsibility to watch your surroundings and look for people crossing the road. If that upsets you so much, don’t drive.

We used to have two malls, one of which died to the point that its only tenants were a Subway and a government office. The entire mall only existed to serve that office in its final years, which made it very creepy to walk past all the shuttered stores. Once the office moved elsewhere in town, the mall was finally torn down and will be replaced with a giant retirement facility, which will spell the end of anything interesting going on downtown because the seniors will bitch and complain about any noise at night. What a shame.

I “jaywalk” all the time, and so do many others in my town. Thankfully I live in a country where such nonsense does not exist.

Another relevant song - Would You Be Impressed? - Streetlight Manifesto

Would you be upset if I told you we were dying?

And every cure they gave us was a lie?

Oh, do they mean it when they say we’re dead and doomed

And every single symptom brings us closer to the tomb

And who will take the credit for our swift impending fall?

Because it’s not my fault!

Would you be impressed if I said that the dead would help us counting every single moment that we waste our time?

All this time we’re spending vaccinating this disease, I just get dizzy when I think of all the ways we try to hide our maladies

We wine, we dine, and everything is fine

Because it’s not my fault!

Go now, the others they’ll await you

And every single one of the lot of you will have your turn

Ai! Ai! Ai! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Likes moths that fly into the flame, it always ends up so

You’ll scream, “Not me! Take anybody else, because it’s not my fault!”

I had a dream last night where everyone was trying

Subconsciously I knew it was a lie!

And when I woke I knew that it was time to pray

To make amends before the end, before my judgment day

I looked around, I stood alone and I knew what I had to say

I said “It’s all my fault!”

The censoring is also kinda readable underneath anyway, so it accomplished nothing even if the modlog wasn’t public.

I didn’t even know there was a band with that name! I’ll have to check them out. My cat was named after a cat that appeared in the Trailer Park Boys TV show.

Gary Lazer-Eyes is, in fact, one of the dumbest cats on Earth. He is also orange.

Another sus account is @Teacrumble@lemmy.world. Dormant account that suddenly woke up to defend Patrick right after the drama happened.

Hoping piefed.ca does the same.

As for those 3 people, how much you wanna bet they’re the admin team of startrek.website? They just sided with Patrick and defederated from dbzer0 while also refusing to share any sort of evidence of any harassment or serious wrongdoing on the dbzer0 community’s part. Instead of just one clown, we’ve got a circus forming.

Knowing ValueSubtracted’s history, that’s not surprising in the slightest. It is very suspicious that this happened right after the Kirk account became active on every thread defending Patrick’s actions, and suddenly ST.W has an issue out of the blue with dbzer0. There’s likely something more to this behind closed doors.

And then shit on the floor screaming about how it’s all the customer’s fault that he’s losing his job, before storming out of the restaurant.