If my dogs are any indication, they would wear a recently deceased squirrel as a coat, entrails and all, preferably dripping blood.

It’s an alternate timeline where Jessica had a daughter instead of a son and Leto defeated the Harkoenens during their invasion, so Leto rules over Arrakis for the indefinite future, leaving space in the story for fetch quests and base building. Apparently the fremen disappeared too, so you have to solve the mystery.

Yes, but they usually came at the same price.

The ones about cancer were pretty sad, but some were hopeful too.

This might be the saddest xkcd so far.

If you don’t trust me to the point where you’re going to point 2 security cameras at me while I checkout, and this is your idea of “more efficient”, then I can grocery shop somewhere else.

Almost certainly, they’re counting on their “audits” consisting of a script that looks for “$500 per week” in the descriotion to confirm that they’re posting ads.

Literally my first thought when I saw news about Putin’s truce proposal was “What kind of psychopath is gonna propose and break a truce on Easter?”

Vance should say thank you.

Pandas was always 200% slow, nothing lost there.

In my experience, if you didn’t write the function that creates the list, there’s a solid chance it could be None too, and if you try to check the length of None, you get an error. This is also why returning None when a function fails is bad practice IMO, but that doesn’t seem to stop my coworkers.

Actually, since ICE isn’t sending people to trial, they might be lowering the US statistic lol.

So not only are you safer from getting arrested in Iran, but you’re more likely to receive a trial.

Yes, the supreme court ruled that any “official act” of the president is legal, so unless the supreme court wants to either

1. Undo that ruling, or
2. Rule that this isn’t an official act,

Then Trump is 100% in the clear.

Only a madman would try FTL without a quick pause, although I believe it can be remapped.

I have good news though, you don’t actually have to move to China to avoid watching Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning. You can in fact avoid it from any country.

I always go with password2 cuz everyone throws a fit about password1 being insecure.

All time high was right before the election at ~45k, and now it’s around 40k, so about 11% down. Not sure where you came up with 30%, but it never even got close to that. A 30% drop would be around 31k, and the lowest it hit was around 37k. We all hate Trump, but don’t just make up numbers for internet points.

Good thing they didn’t say Fr*nce!

This meme was made pre-tariff.

As opposed to opium parties where casual friends meet and mingle?