Ariselas
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New chant, “You say bunker, we say guillotine!”
Ariselas@piefed.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Am I being unreasonable holding my ground here? about a funeralEnglish
3·3 days agoFirst off, you can tell your father whatever makes the two of you happy, he won’t know if you go or not. But you will and if you don’t, will you regret it?
Mine wasn’t in my life so I didn’t give a damn about his, why would I honor a pos who never gave a damn for me when I was a little kid.
No the religious stuff, I’m a steadfast atheist, but when my best friend passed, I went to his service, gave the eulogy (but can’t not say it eugoogly), and went through the motions of the prayers and hymns. Went for his wife, and kids, his family and our friends, and I guess him even though he’s not there anymore.
Well then it’s only 6’ down.
I’m sorry but we have had 3 English lit PhD candidates, one of whom pronounces it “expresso”, and a doctor of philosophy apply. We’ve decided to go with someone who has more experience.
Ariselas@piefed.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•ExcUse mE siR i orDerED my penIS 30 minUteS agoEnglish
3·4 days agoMight be more of a Wrath Of Khan type situation


You all had nothing on the 70s and 80s
Ariselas@piefed.cato
memes@lemmy.world•I love an ads on my car every time i start my carEnglish
61·4 days agoAudi made it an art
Ariselas@piefed.cato
memes@lemmy.world•I love an ads on my car every time i start my carEnglish
1·4 days agodeleted by creator
I can’t eat data
Ariselas@piefed.cato
News@lemmy.world•Americans Can’t Buy Chinese EVs. Waymo Is Importing ThousandsEnglish
17·7 days agoThey are supposed to be as good or better than cars made by the US Big 3. Then once the new sodium ion batteries come out, they will be far safer.
no idea who either of these people are
says the man who can’t control his bowels
how many liters of water were boiled to produce this slop?
Ariselas@piefed.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Company truck with hands holding soil and a plant.English
5·8 days agoSometimes it’s worth not pissing off your graphic designer.
I know a guy who puts hidden penises in designs for people when they are cheap or just plain dicks.
That or its a scam to get temporary foreign workers
Ariselas@piefed.cato
Canada@lemmy.ca•‘It’s ridiculous’: Saskatoon’s $300K plastic rock sculptures spark debate over public art spendingEnglish
5·10 days agoI’ve been a contractor on some public art projects where everyone who works on it gets paid but the artist who gets their name on the work and the line on their CV.
Charles Blanc and Tristan Surtees have done enough public pieces that their costing is probably fairly dialed in. But considering how long a project like this takes from proposal to installation, they are not getting rich on it.
Ariselas@piefed.cato
Canada@lemmy.ca•Trump's constant Canada-bashing may be changing Republican viewsEnglish
3·10 days agoI’ve heard that American football is called football because it is played in feet and yards. not sure if that;s true, I don;t know anything about the game.
Cajuns are the decedents of Acadians who migrated to the US after Canada burned their villages in the great expulsion.


I imagine he is