Just an old fart from down under here to read some cool content and have some laughs along the way.
Feels like the universe is trying to make a metaphor. The “base” breaking away from the “gold football”. Quotes like “Trump dropped the base” or perhaps Trump is the base. ”The 12-inch base is bronze with a hand-rubbed black patina finish.”
“It’s one small step backwards for man, it’s”, scans notes looking for last section of speech. Shrugs. “I think that’s it folks. One small step backwards it is.”
(Feeds article into an AI document summarisation tool)
Summary: Because money.
“Two weeks. Twooo weeeks! Wweeeoo…”
Gump
“What do they want from me? I’m good-natured. I’m good-hearted. I’m good-looking. Every day, I’m out there trying to make the world safe. For Germany America. I don’t want war. All I want is peace. Peace.
[singing and dance number start]
A little piece of Poland Canada, A little piece of France Greenland, A little piece of …”
South of the border you can no longer watch films that go “South of the Border”.
“So today we pass an important bill to address nefarious government activities that we know are changing our countries climate. We will not tolerate any artificial means to alter weather.”
Everyone claps and congratulate each other on a job well done.
“Next, we are going to introduce severe penalties for any crazy scientists going around and scaring our states fine people with talk of climate change and blaming it on human activities.”
Everyone claps again.
Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.
Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.
“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”
Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.
I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.
Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.
“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.
A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.
Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.
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Make Acronyms Go Awry
“Make Assholes Great Again”
Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the baddies assholes?”
There goes Walmart Nero …
Is it pronounced Z or Z? I personally say Z.
Maher probably came dressed looking like he was about to sing “Splish- Splash, I was taking a bath”.