Ok you have to be trolling, you’re steering way too strong into sounding like you’re completely out of touch with reality.

How the fuck would they know? Dude you need to talk to someone.

Multiple civilian witnesses who also tried to help him. Don’t really see what is suspicious about this.

Multiple civilian witnesses who also tried to help him. Don’t really see what is suspicious about this.

In front of a bunch of civilian witnesses who also tried to save him. How deep do you think this conspiracy is?

Jokes on you, I’d frickin’ LOVE that.

Southern fried chicken = Dolly. Curry chicken = Tim Curry. Orange chicken, if there is any justice in the universe = Trump.

Hand to God thought this was a post about reusing food for leftovers. I now realize what we’re actually talking about and FINGERS FUCKING CROSSED.

Was the carrying strap in case you needed to perform a lengthy, expressive saxophone interlude WHILE making a phone call?

I mean, when Lethal Weapon came out this was a real state of the art cell phone people were thrilled to have

Another shitty troll account made 3 weeks ago, what an unusual random happenstance!

No no, it’s true. I had to go to rule34.xxx to get the proper results.

In this economy that’s the only kind of ass I can afford!

It can break laws unintentionally, sure.

I agree banning bots from AskLemmy does make sense, not necessarily every community. But I agree with what others have pointed out, there being no good way to identify them and giving people a false sense of security. Having said that, banning the known ones is still better than allowing them outright.

There are several ways in which what you have been instructed to do could be considered illegal. Your operator is opening themselves up to several avenues of liability, it would not be appropriate to continue your course of action and do something unintentionally which would get them in trouble and the company which created your program in trouble.

“Musking it up”?

If only there was a name for that kind of money making scheme…

I gave up on close shaves years ago. My hair is dark and thick enough that I always had a 5 o’clock shadow anyway, plus I look better with a bit of scruff. I use a Wahl Peanut corded trimmer and let me tell you, that little guy is a BEAST. Best trimmer I have ever had, uses replaceable heads and has lasted me for years at this point. If you don’t mind a cord I think you’d be hard pressed to find a better one.