Proper dumbass. Bigly.

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He knows he’s tanking. This is just a way to distract the dumbass base that believes in flat earth and unicorns.

If they banned drinking coffee indoors, you’d see people greedily and overzealously tapping the bottom of the cup for the last drop of precious magic fluid to touch their quivering tongue before entering a building.

Incidentally I’ll take the smell of a fruit vape cloud over coffee sphincter breath all day long.

Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.

Biden screwed the pooch on this one. Don’t promise something like this that you can’t - or know you won’t - deliver.

“But he thought he could and met with unanticipated partisan resistance”, you say.

Really? You surround yourself with the smartest, Ivy League educated staff and cabinet picks and none of them anticipated that and/ or alerted you to the eventual legal and political roadblocks.

Not buying it. Almost impossible that this outcome was not predicted.

Add the reversal of bodily autonomy, the expiration of the child tax credit and a host of quality of life downgrades and you’re losing voters.

Engaged in amorous behavior with a woman some years younger than him.

But this was one of the original shit replies that demonstrates the energy the person expends replying is greater than that of not replying at all. What will they do with all that self righteous energy now?

People in the US have justifiable revulsion to its rapacious healthcare system leading to outright un-aliving of a large segment of the population. One might argue that it’s a silent genocide of the underprivileged. This incident has highlighted that sentiment in a way that may effect real change and in a way his untimely demise may lead to positive health outcomes. Suppressing the expression of that anger could have the opposite outcome.

That revelations thing sure is fucked up. But then again if you’re still suspending your disbelief after the talking snake in Genesis, any of the locusts with human faces shit in rev is on the table I suppose.

I live in a city with a city Hall that looks like that. Every year they clear the common of homeless people in order to draw people to the city for Christmas season. Clearly the city managers think it would be a bad look with all those underprivileged people around spoiling the holiday vibe. Because I’m oppositionally defiant and have strong feelings about the use of my tax dollars in this way, I’d take great joy in seeing someone projecting “Hail Satan” on that building during peak festivities.

Is there some underlying assertion here that woman enjoy sex less than dudes? Or that sex is some kind of favor to men on the part of women without mutual enjoyment? Not having sex with someone is pretty easy if that other person is a shitty person. Otherwise I think both genders enjoy genuine intimacy and physical contact by someone they enjoy being around.

The switching cost point is profound and real. You might just see that same dynamic at your place of employment.

I wonder how that works logistically. Does he just take his dirty diaper off and then proceed to the e-coli fueled UTI party with his shit covered junk?

They have a predatory business model. “Hey we’re cheaper than the competition”. Once you’re soaking in it and need features, they have options but it’ll cost you. I reckon they have slick sales people who know how to pander to the egos of middle management as well. You know … The people who don’t actually have to use the tool but sure like to feel like they somehow matter.

Dewine says he can’t remove the dude here: https://www.wkyc.com/video/news/local/3news-at-6/gov-mike-dewine-calls-portage-county-sheriffs-comments-about-harris-supporters-very-unfortunate/95-4f3b90dd-1cf8-4243-a148-c90ed821c38a

but the Ohio revised code seems to suggest he can? https://codes.ohio.gov/ohio-revised-code/section-3.08

I’m kind of a big deal

I ate some Mexican food with a bunch of jalapenos and it gave me the worst monkey claw. I almost passed out from the pain. I could have used an epidural for those waves of ass labor but there I was alone on the throne.

I’d like to request my tax dollars stay the fsck out of religious conflict as well. This has been going on for thousands of years. I don’t believe in unicorns and leprechauns but I do believe there are many serious issues to solve that have nothing to do with imaginary deities.

You see shades of this all over law enforcement unfortunately. Public service isn’t a thing anymore.