Aww, fuck yea. There isn’t a damn thing I’d stop those 3 doing if they knocked on my door.

Mine does this a lot.

Undone? Suggests you flashed each other to make a point during the argument.

Scientists are freaking out about ocean!

No, but it’s only been a couple of months.

Plus I’m single right now, if you catch my drift.

I smoked for about 10 years and replaced that with vaping. Then I replaced vaping with chewing gum in January.

I chew 2 pieces of Extra 6-7 times a day and Blockheads multivitamin gum twice a day.

I also carry strips of foil I can spit into if I’m at my desk or not near a bin.

Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee

Is this Blender?

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Blythe, Blythe. Beautiful Blythe.

She’ll rip your tongue out and make jewellery from your eyes

He was 10 in 1990

We’re a gang now? Sweet! Or salty?

“If ya smeeeeeeeelllllll…”

Needs at least two more monitors and one more soldering iron

Stanley is a UK brand that originally just made flasks. They started making cups in the same style as their flasks and for some reason they recently blew up online.

100%. I’m from the UK and the drinking culture here is ridiculous. People don’t just drink, they get wasted. My best friend died from alcohol abuse at 34.

There are people at my company who are very obviously alcoholics and spend the workday hungover or still drunk a lot of the time stinking of booze and that’s totally fine apparently. But if I smoked weed at the weekend like I used to and came into work totally sober I’d test positive, get fired immediately, completely fuck my career prospects and very likely get a visit from the police trying to bust me. It is bullshit.

Between us we’d make a beautiful woman

I’m a cishet man and already have tiddies thank you very much.

Carl Weathers. But I guess all 3 of them now.

Exactly. Men having sex with women is gay as hell.