Aedis

It might even be… Revolutionary

I see you are uninitiated. Let me illuminate you with some wisdom of yore.

This reminds me of Hydra’s “Compliance will be rewarded”

Ya think they’ll stop buying property in the US for profit?

"I’m not the sharpest crayon in the basket. "

“Does the pope shit in the woods?”

Why would you do that to a minion?! You monster.

“New” and “All” disagree. Respectfully.

I always thought it was a copyright thing. “My Phone” is too close to “iPhone”

Thanks for the heads up on which instances to avoid!!

Is that millhouse??

I would also like to point out that everyone stops to take a shit. (not usually at a red light)

While getting a rocket or probe to hit the sun smack in the middle sounds hard to do, you can get obliterated by it with much less delta-v.

You need to get to the Earth’s escape velocity and just cleverly align the angle of escape so that you get an eccentric enough heliocentric orbit that you’d end up some 6 million kms close to the sun. Anything closer than that is literally overkill.

Maybe a bit of an unpopular opinion here, but how about you just let other people have their fun with a holiday however they want? With everything being a constant firehouse of shit coming at us lately, just let us be happy for a day and indulge in this nonsense.

This is sounding oddly specific. OP, please don’t kill your family member.

Edit: Actually, I’d like to add something. If you were to suffocate someone with a pillow or poison them, both of them would point to foul play, which would instantly pull in a list of possible suspects. In that list, the ones with motive would be investigated a bit more: ie, had a spat before the death. And from the on, it would be up to match evidence, now that an investigator knows what they’re looking for, it won’t take long to put 2 and 2 together.

Are these “people banning masks” in the room with you right now?

In all seriousness, I wear masks when I go anywhere where there is high traffic and I’ve never even so much as gotten an angry gaze from anyone. I don’t think anyone would enforce such laws or initiatives.

Edit Feb 2nd 2025: in light of recent events even I would down vote this post now. I can’t believe what were getting to.

[insert train/subway nsfw copy pasta]

Well it seems the puns come in bunches.

Ben Shapiro is a <del>hypocritical</del> piece of shit.

Ftfy.

Could’ve done without the insult.

Whoa spoilers!