

Conservatives invented censorship.
Conservatives invented censorship.
You’ll have to tell me how you do that. I always lose insane arguments with myself.
They’re famous for being famous.
I see what you did there.
I have an extra chromosome. Do you want it?
I’ve never had that happen, but I suppose it’s possible.
In restaurants they keep plates warm under heat lamps. Microwaves don’t actually transfer heat the way heat lamps do. They heat things up by “vibrating” the molecules (it’s more complicated than that, but that’s the idea). Things with less rigid molecular bonds (like liquids) tend to heat faster because the molecules can vibrate more readily. Using the microwave dry can potentially damage things because there isn’t anything to absorb the microwave energy.
“homo sapiens” is not plural. “homo sapien” is not a thing.
Pitter patter…
Great, just jump up here and smash your head on this brick 20 times.
Your name is Lizardman Lizardman?
Instructions unclear. I think I may have just fucked a coffee maker.
Just Quit Uploading Everything Ridiculous, Y’all
Pace Paconny Sauce
For the kids:
There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
I’m not angry, I overestimated the popularity of the Vampire Weekend song.
Corneal knowledge.