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MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 months ago

Eye contact, it's a very important Rule!

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Eye contact, it's a very important Rule!

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MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 months ago
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    Open lemmy. See this. Close lemmy.

    • MellowSnow@lemmy.world
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      And then reopen lemmy 30s later!

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        … I just did that. Literally opening as I got the notification 😭

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          I’ve closed and reopened a handful of times since then haha

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          …back to Lemmy you go!

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      I just made eye contact with the phone, so now 3 of us contacting. Sounds like a happy family

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        Number of people sharing eye contact:3

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          deleted by creator

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    I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul and I said, “biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch”

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      Hahaaaaa yeeeeaaahhhh…

      …but you really said it?

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        What?

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    I approve of this brain worm transmitting mechanism. (Somebody’s gotta be on the side of the brain worms)

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    Fuck you

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    Fun fact: You can spread HIV this way!

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    • TriflingToad@lemmy.world
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      are… are you speaking from experience?

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        Fortunately for me naaaah but unfortunately for others yaaaaaaaaa

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    Hmmm I really wish those photons did not enter my eyeballs

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    I do not like this.

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    At least there is no licking involved.

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      I once got paid $100 to let a girl lick my eyeball.

      Worth it.

      • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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        how did it go?

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          Young. Hanging out in my cousin’s pool during a party and a girl said I had sexy eyes. Then someone said oh yeah then lick them. She said absolutely but I was like no until drunk people started offering money.

          Then she licked my eye. It was kinda hot actually. Then we made out. With mouths.

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            With mouths.

            Damn, after that story you had me waiting for some hot eye-on-eye action.

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    This can actually be harder than it looks, you have to get the angles right for the eyeballs to really touch. At least that’s how it was when I tried it.

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      I could never really pull it off, tho I hear it’s a lot easier with two people.

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        Maybe you need a better machine

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    The germans didn’t answer this, so I ask here: If I pour liquid soap without water in there and blow, will it form bubbles?

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    This picture influenced me so much; I often tell people about eye contact and attempt - or actually do that with them :D

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    Eye see what you did there.

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    Reminds me of Mitty and Riko from Made in Abyss

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    Ich küss dein Auge

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      Was soll das andere offene Auge sein?

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    Does anyone remember this being one of those things The News makes up about teenagers to scare old people into sitting through a commercial about reverse mortgages? “And finally at the top of the hour a The News exclusive: Kids These Days are having sex by touching their eyeballs together. Film after the break.” Like how The News basically manufactured the Tide Pods thing.

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