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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

Silly Boeing, you put the horror software in the rocket ship

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Silly Boeing, you put the horror software in the rocket ship

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago
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RIP ISS, you gonna get eaten by ghosts of space whales

https://fxtwitter.com/SpaceBasedFox/status/1830180273130242223

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  • lil_tank [any, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I’m sure astronauts are trained in scary shit resistance like they have to listen creepy sounds and read cosmic horror stories so they don’t go insane beholding the absurdity of the endless void

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      I always thought they are rather choosen for their spatial orientation combined with lack of imagination.

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    Little known fact: If you stay in space long enough the star children recognize your heartbeat and come by to [redacted] your [redacted]

    • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Flip, pancakes.

  • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Imagine having to sleep near that

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      This is why there’s a gun on the Soyuz.

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    Aren’t there noises like this in Event Horizon?

    Does anyone know where Sam Neil is?

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      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Assembly_(TV_series)

      Participating in this and probably being very cool

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    porky-happy “Yup, no worries Butch, it’s behaving exactly as intended.”

    astronaut-2 “Wait, really? This is some seriously freaky shit!”

    porky-happy “Well of course it is! you didn’t think the signal to call Yog-Sothoth to your fiery blood sacrifice was going to sound pleasant, did you?”

    astronaut-2 “Our WHAT?!”

    porky-happy “Oh yeah, that was always the plan. Send you guys up, lure him out, then use his transcendence of space-time to actually move crews and cargo. I mean, you rode the thing, you can’t possibly still think we were planning to use them at scale!”

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    porky-happy ‘but think of the cost savings… if something goes wrong we can say it’s Havana syndrome’

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      The true source of Havana Syndrome revealed.

      .

      .

      .

      It was Space Putin all along.

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        He comes

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    I created the Event Horizon to reach the stars, but she’s gone much, much farther than that. She tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure… evil. When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back… she was alive! Look at her, Miller. Isn’t she beautiful?

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    The ship is calling SOS on its own

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    It’s trying to tempt them to take a ride back to earth on it where it’ll explode on reentry.

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Can’t wait to hear about how it’s rcs starts firing SOS in morse code

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    Holy shit lol

    Your space mission directed by Ridley Scott.

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    The Gene Stealer Matriarch is finally inviting the Hivefleet to Terra.

  • MusicOwl [comrade/them, sie/hir]@hexbear.net
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    libera te tutemet ex inferis

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      libera…te…me…ex inferis

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        save yourself from hell

        • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          We’re leaving

          • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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            I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

            • yewtu.be
            • inv.nadeko.net
            • yt.artemislena.eu
            • piped.video
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    Wow new friends!

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    Moon’s Ship’s haunted

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      Europe’s haunted

      - Karl Marx

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    The protomolecule is waking up

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