“Hey where you going, I’m not done menacing you! Just real quick let me delicately wade into the pool behind you, better set this down because I’m gonna need two hands for this”
The IDF teaches abandoning your weapon after starting a fight on day one, day two is running around like a chicken without a head when a sniper shoots your commander, day three is how to run away from children with rocks
Who the fuck pulls a gun and then sets it down next to the person they’re threatening
“Hey where you going, I’m not done menacing you! Just real quick let me delicately wade into the pool behind you, better set this down because I’m gonna need two hands for this”
The IDF teaches abandoning your weapon after starting a fight on day one, day two is running around like a chicken without a head when a sniper shoots your commander, day three is how to run away from children with rocks