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KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago

Mfw I take out student loans with the expectation that the US will fall before I can pay them off

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Mfw I take out student loans with the expectation that the US will fall before I can pay them off

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KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • SaniFlush [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    The blind optimism of the United States in the late 1980s and 1990s feels like a foreign country now

    • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      it feels like an alternate dimension

    • vovchik_ilich [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Hah, I haven’t lived through optimism at all!! Joke’s on you!(Born in late 90s)

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    My older (young teens) nephews have a mindset like this and I try to impart the wisdom that the collapse will be slow and painful, not sudden. Planning for your future still makes sense, unfortunately.

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      The market empire can remain irrational in contradiction longer than you can remain solvent

    • AndJusticeForAll [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      They’re gunna’ brand people’s debt levels upon them just before total civilization collapse.

  • kristina [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Take out a ton of student loans and leave the country so you don’t have to pay them back berdly-smug

    • vovchik_ilich [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      US gonna be sending death squads to indebted émigrés Gaddafi style (the latter being based)

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    deleted by creator

  • GaveUp [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    The real trick is to rack up a fuck load of credit card bills as young as possible, then declare bankruptcy, and 7 years later get it all wiped and your credit score reset

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      And in the meantime you can live abroad

    • CocteauChameleons [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      From my understanding your credit score can go back to being good within 2-3 years

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      what if someone racked up a lot of credit card debt, and then dropped off the radar and lived with some comrades for a handful of years?

      haha jk

      unless…

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      Mr. Robot kinda thing

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    Mad respect for lesko

    • LemonGrease [she/her, mirror/your pronouns]@hexbear.net
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      But he’s wearing punctuation! That’s a total bad guy thing

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        He saves people money!

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    Thankfully for me every few months there’s another hurricane or pandemic or something and all the federal natural disasters keep reseting how late I am on my payments. I haven’t even logged on to my account in like 3 years, i’m just going to ride it out until the state garnishes my wages or something and then idk, do some real fun adventurism at that point

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    Investing advice: The US can stay irrational for longer than you can stay solvent.

    (edit: oops, RION beat me to it)

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      But can it stay irrational as long as it’s taking me to get my Ph.D.?

  • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    He looks like he’s gonna start asking people riddles

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      The Riddler wishes he had Matthew Lesko’s vibes

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    I’ll die before I pay mine back, muahaha!

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