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NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Yo mama is so dirty, she makes tar look clean.

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Yo mama is so dirty, she makes tar look clean.

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NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • UESPA_Sputnik@lemmy.world
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    The actual scene is very funny too.

    SELA: Come in, gentlemen. Take a seat, please. (she continues working on a PADD) Excuse me, I’m just finishing up a speech. For you, Mister Spock. I rather enjoy writing. I don’t get to do it often in this job.

    DATA: Perhaps you would be happier in another job.

    I always remembered TNG as being very stiff. But I’ve been rewatching several episodes with a friend lately, and I was surprised how many subtle jokes are in there.

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      They basically just gave two thirds of the cast Spock’s sense of humor.

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      I had the same experience when I rewatched it a few years ago. I realized that I missed a lot of wink and nod jokes the first time around.

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      Worf roasting Keyleyr in their first episode is epic.

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    “And the one your mother came to reshpect in bed!”

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      Somehow this led to a vision of Q saying “Schuck it, Picard! Schuck it long, and schuck it hard.”

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        “You will now ansher the charge of being a grievoushly shavage rashe. Although not as shavage as I wash with your mother lasht night. Ho ho ho ho ho!”

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          Alex Trebek: Let’s just go with SPACE FLICKS for 800.

          James Kirk: [buzzes in] Marta the Orion.

          Alex Trebek: What?

          James Kirk: Marta the Orion, Rayna Kapec, and Carol Marcus twice.

          Alex Trebek: That’s space FLICKS, Captain Kirk.

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    Positronic SLAM!!

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    Wasn’t there an old joke about Spiner asking ladies if they wanted an unlimited Data plan?

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    Damn, Data. Why don’t you just phaser her right in the face if you’re going to say shit like that!

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      He’ll do something to her face 😏

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    Do you think anyone ever referred to her as Yasha Tar after the “incident”?

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      Did you know if you say:

      Yasha Tar
      Yasha Tar
      Yasha Tar

      into a mirror in the dark, a Tar monster will materialize in your bathroom?

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        The only that that happened to me was a “tar monster” in my pants because my kid burst in unexpectedly.

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    And the one your mother came to. Respect in bed.

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    And Data claims not to understand humor lol

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    DaYUUUUMta

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      Emphasis on the “YUM” 😉

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    If Tasha had a kid with Armus… Would it be a tar baby? 🤔

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    The real cause of “the burn”

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