thorbot@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoI found my Halloween costumei.imgur.comimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1618arrow-down150
arrow-up1568arrow-down1imageI found my Halloween costumei.imgur.comthorbot@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareeezeebee@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53arrow-down3·2 years agoHuh my costume must be defective
minus-squareVanillaGorilla@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down3·2 years agoIs it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine’s not working either.
minus-squarechemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·2 years agoJust pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.
minus-squareVanillaGorilla@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-22 years ago“Use rubber chicken with woman” I can’t use that “Use magical root beer on woman” I don’t think she’s thirsty “Use Wally’s monocle on woman” I can’t use that I give up. Women are too complicated.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoThere’s a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.
minus-squareVanillaGorilla@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoIn the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.
minus-squareRojoSanIchiban@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoIf only it had a pulley in the middle…
minus-squareDubious_Fart@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 years agoProblem is I got bad stats. Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives. Wish I could reroll this life.
Huh my costume must be defective
Is it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine’s not working either.
Goddamn pay-to-win model!
Just pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.
“Use rubber chicken with woman”
I can’t use that
“Use magical root beer on woman”
I don’t think she’s thirsty
“Use Wally’s monocle on woman”
I can’t use that
I give up. Women are too complicated.
There’s a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.
In the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.
If only it had a pulley in the middle…
Problem is I got bad stats.
Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives.
Wish I could reroll this life.