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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world ·
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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world ·
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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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    Emotional support prostitute. Yes, it is medicinal.

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    Legalize sex work.

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      Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?

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      Mussy please!

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    Lol this would actually be legal in germany. If you are severely disabled you can get a prescription prostitute paid for by your healthcare provider. Makes sense if you ask me, everyone need some human connection.

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    deleted by creator

  • TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world
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    TIL sex work is illegal in the US

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      We’re backwards and repressive in so many ways! USA! USA!

      • Slovene@feddit.nl
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        So much freedom!

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          Freedom of ways to die

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            I’ll take pecked to death ( ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ ) by an eagle, please.

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            France: liberté, égalité, fraternité. And national razor for kings.

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        this is why I own shotguns.

        the barrel is big enough to fuck. It’s like a fleshlight of danger.

        MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

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          MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

          Literally

  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Is prostitution a crime?

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      In the States

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    I said what I said

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    🎵 I went to a shrink to analyze my dreams

    🎵 She said it’s lack of sex that’s bringing me down!

    • Billie Joe Armstrong (above, in car) elaborating
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      And that’s when you hear from the other seat, a voice say “quit your whining cuz it’s bringing me down”

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        😘👌

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    That is actually a thing and even legal in the U.S.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surrogate_partner

    They help people with major sex-related problems and have literally prevented suicides.

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      article from the Wikipedia footnotes with a success story involving a 30 year old virgin IT guy. might be interesting for the wider lemmy userbase (affectionate) https://www.salon.com/2003/10/08/virgin_6/

      Hard to believe it’s legal in the US though (even the regular therapist in the article didn’t believe it initially).

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      Do you have to like take a class or

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        The link explains the process. And if you are severely disabled, it might be a way for you to have an experience that every adult that wants to should be able to experience at some point in their life with a consenting partner. That is an incredible psychological tool.

        Sex work is already stigmatized enough, but this isn’t even sex work where an adult simply wants to pay for sex. This is sex work combined with psychotherapy designed to aid in a patient who is having severe psychological problems due to mental or physical trauma or both.

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    How dare you?! That’s my therapist

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    “I’m sorry; She’s medicinal.”

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    This was a good one, completely unexpected. Someone once emailed feedback that one of my coworkers deserved hookers and blow for doing such a great job. My blow is also prescribed, thanks.

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    *prescription

    • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m amazed autocorrect didn’t catch it

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        I’m told that on Lemmy you can edit your headlines

        • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒@lemmy.worldOP
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          Just 4 U

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    “And I repeat …”

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    She’s actually his wife.

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