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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

Basic American etiquette

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Basic American etiquette

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    11 months ago

    This picture is distinctly lacking in ultraprocessed sugary cereal and/or shelf-stable pastries.

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      Yeah, plus the cholesterol medication. Bonus points if the mobility chair is within sight.

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        They’re American. They can’t afford cholesterol medication.

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      No I haven’t eaten cereal or processed breakfast foods in decades. Just give me the eggs, bacon, sausage, toast with lots of butter and cheese. Where the fuck is the cheese?

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        Bacon is a processed food. A tasty one.

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        In a spray can somewhere

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          Don’t go talking like that near Wisconsin.

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      Well according to commercials from the 80s when I was a kid that’s part of a balanced breakfast.

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      Half the bacon is candy and the bread is a cake.

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      Shelf-stable pastries just never stops being an alarming phrase

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