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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

He needs to be put on a list

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He needs to be put on a list

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    That’s why when he arrived he immediately went to someone’s house. Because he’s obligated to let everyone in the neighbourhood know he’s on a list when he moves in.

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      “Phone home” was actually him saying he needed to check in with his probation officer.

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        Lmao… you guys

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    Steven knew that audiences wanted a sex potato to lust after. He was years ahead of this curve.

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      A sex potato you say?

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        Damn girl, what dem eyes do

      • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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        I did know there could be a Down Behelit.

    • carbonari_sandwich@lemm.ee
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      That’s why there’s been no reboot or sequel. We’re only just now catching up to the futuristic levels of depravity he foresaw.

    • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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      “make it sexy and fuchable.”

      “Aaah perfection.”

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    Also, that wasn’t his finger.

    • MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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      And ET and the boy touched tips.

    • samus12345@lemmy.world
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      https://youtu.be/viCosY2u6YU?t=116

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    Like this Robot Chicken skit?

    https://youtu.be/RXLK2_Bm9_U

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      I thought for sure the skit was going to be this,

      https://youtu.be/U1Jh__rW1fk?si=ukPeY0Ke54eZyr-I

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    Like all of you Judge Judys would be wearing clothes if you went to an alien planet! Leave ET alone!

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      Especially if more than two-thirds of said planet is covered with a substance that’s deadly to us.

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    Unfortunately I can assure you that I personally read the official sequel to ET at least twice where they actually go to his planet and it did not involve any of the above. As much as I love to read books I cannot actually recommend this book to anyone else if you can find it.

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      The book was crazy stupid… ET still has a real-time tele-link with Elliot across time and space. I did love the artwork though

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        Is that the stupid part because considering quantum mechanics i’ve seen more unrealistic science fiction in dr who.

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    Isn’t there like a story about Chewbacca being from a planet where all his folks wear cloths?

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    What if his genitals are on his face?

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      What if my genitals are on his face. ET go down

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    Well, all the ETs in the Republican Senate aren’t wearing clothe, as well.

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