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ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

"Buy our cereal if you're tight on cash and serve it for dinner." - Kellogg's CEO Gary Pilnick

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"Buy our cereal if you're tight on cash and serve it for dinner." - Kellogg's CEO Gary Pilnick

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldOP
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    Get you a 25lb unmarked box to last the year.

    Keep eating it well after its gone stale.

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      Shit, is that an option? Do they sell ultrabulk economy boxes of cereal? Preferably without sugar??

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        Apparently, Amazon does have it. Can’t speak to the sugar.

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          260 calories per quarter cup

          Jesus, sometimes you forget how calorie dense seed oils are. Hilariously, adding more sugar to the recipe would actually reduce the calories/serving. turns out it’s 3/4 cup

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            It’s for a 3/4 cup serving which doesn’t seem all that unreasonable.

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              I’m sure you can see how I could make that mistake. My bad

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            So you’re saying I should go back to being a kid and scoop three spoons full of sugar on this cereal?

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              I once heard a nutritionist say it was better to give your kid an unsweetened cereal and a bowl of sugar and just let them go nuts, because the vast majority of kids aren’t going to spoon enough sugar on it to match what comes in the sweetened stuff. The equivalent of seven spoonfuls, if I remember right.

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                Wow what kind of rookie kids were they surveying?

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                Was he taking into account whether or not said kid would shovel up the sugary sludge at the bottom of the bowl when all the solid stuff was gone?

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                  Pretty sure he was counting on it. I sure as hell did it.

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              Or just eat pure sugar and take a multivitamin.

              this comment sponsored by Eli Lilly

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