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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

I go out of my way to not crap at work.

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I go out of my way to not crap at work.

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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    You’re doing it wrong! Nothing better than getting paid to poop!

    https://www.jeffgeerling.com/sites/default/files/images/elmo-boss-makes-a-dollar.gif

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      Wait, what. Why is this gif hosted on Jeff Geerling’s site of all places?

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        What, you don’t think he poops too?

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      That gif is when you are trying to get out a fat log after being constipated for a week.

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      Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime.

      That’s why I poop on company time.

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      You wanna be careful sharing that GIF.

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        That guy pretends he was fired and sued for sharing that meme. He was neither. He was told off, got butt hurt and stopped going to work, got fired for not going to work, lied about being fired for the meme and got sued for the lie

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