The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoHonesty is the best policylemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1769arrow-down13
arrow-up1766arrow-down1imageHonesty is the best policylemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareJackFrostNCola@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoWhy does the cop have a flashlight?
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down1·1 year agoBecause they normally can’t just walk up immediately pointing their gun at you. Yet.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year ago“I’m sorry officer, I… didn’t know I couldn’t do that.”
minus-squareCaptainBlagbird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoBecause it would be weird if he had a fleshlight instead
Why does the cop have a flashlight?
Because they normally can’t just walk up immediately pointing their gun at you. Yet.
You must be white.
“I’m sorry officer, I… didn’t know I couldn’t do that.”
Because it would be weird if he had a fleshlight instead