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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

LeBron on Ghosts

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LeBron on Ghosts

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Norgur@kbin.social
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    Yeah, no. Mustard doesn’t work. I have tried. That goddamn ghost just invited his mates for a barbecue party. Had to play Yoko Ono for days to get them all out again!

    • quenpwn@kbin.social
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      Damn, same happening here

      • Norgur@kbin.social
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        Please tell me you haven’t tried that thing with shampoo and yogurt as well. This was beyond embarrassing and it did nothing!

    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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      Try the gas version next time. Liquid is for chumps.

      • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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        What about solids?

        • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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          The worst. Not spreadable.

          • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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            Mustard gas on molten hot dogs.

  • ganksy@lemmy.world
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    Has anyone ever seen a ghost while eating a hot dog? Me either. Maybe he’s onto something

  • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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    Floating Head LeBron

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Racist

      • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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        Because he has a black beard and the background is black? Pretty sure the same would happen no matter the race but ok.

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          Oh sorry I was just being ironic, ofc there’s nothing specifically racist about this

  • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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    The picture looks like he’s got a bald cap on

  • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone
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    “I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily” - Charles Barkley

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    He would know

  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    lebron james reportedly tries to repel ghosts with mustard

  • Hegar@kbin.social
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    I don’t watch sports. Is this really how sporters talk or is this parody?

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      Kyrie Irving (basketball) is known for having some takes and Aaron Rodgers (football) has also gone off the deep end, so while I think this particular instance is parody, it’s not impossible someone out there is reading this and going “hmmm, makes a good point.”

    • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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      Neither do I, but from several other sources and experiences: yes, many do. Maybe all even, but without an axe and a bow dare I not venture into the utter darkness that is sports ‘journalism’.

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