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SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

go get your eyes checked

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go get your eyes checked

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SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    God made you that way, and she doesn’t make mistakes. Think about it.

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      1 year ago

      Hail Satan

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      He seems to have left a test foreskin on the deployment build.

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        That’s tamper resistant packaging. You’re supposed to remove that before use.

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          I’ve always found it curious that a religion that hated women so much would make a ritual out of a genital mutilation that makes men last longer.

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            I’m assuming that’s a side effect. Looking it up it seems to have started because the people of the time believed it reduced transmission of STDs and that it lessens the urge to masturbate.

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            I’ve always found it curious that a religion that hated women so much would make a ritual out of a genital mutilation that makes men last longer. enjoy sex less.

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      God doesn’t exist.

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        Then who will I blame for all of life’s problems?

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