LinearArray@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year agoMy wife was unimpressed by Vimprogramming.devimagemessage-square184fedilinkarrow-up1968arrow-down119
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minus-squareMidnitte@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 year agoHe tried, but he doesn’t know how to exit.
minus-squaremodel_tar_gz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoStill some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!
minus-squareAndromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoJust edit the divorce documents in vim and you’ll be fine
minus-squaremodel_tar_gz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoHmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.
minus-squareAndromxda 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoBut once the attorney learns vim, he will be able to edit divorce papers in 10x speed!
minus-squarebaseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down10·edit-21 year agoTo divorce their imaginary wife, they would need to go to a mental health clinic, which means going outside; and might EVEN, dare I say, TOUCH GRASS! Redditors don’t do that.
minus-squareSapientLasagna@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year ago$ touch grass $ Now what? Redditors something something I think you might be lost.
minus-squarebaseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year ago I think you might be lost. Isn’t the original post a reddit screenshot?
Divorce.
He tried, but he doesn’t know how to exit.
Vidorce.
:q!
Still some paperwork in a divorce so you’d probably want :wq!
Just edit the divorce documents in vim and you’ll be fine
Hmm. Attorney charges by the hour and at least 3 discovery hours will be attributed to the time spent learning to exit vim let alone exit with preserving changes.
But once the attorney learns vim, he will be able to edit divorce papers in 10x speed!
Vimorce
:n!To divorce their imaginary wife, they would need to go to a mental health clinic, which means going outside; and might EVEN, dare I say, TOUCH GRASS!
Redditors don’t do that.
$ touch grass $Now what?
I think you might be lost.
Isn’t the original post a reddit screenshot?