“Alright enough chit chat, tonight’s mean girls night. Traore you won the dice toss so you get the remote for pausing priviledges.”
‘Hydro homies’
Is this a reference to Traore building dams and irrigation for the people?
Me and my buds in ten years, hopefully
If that CIA doesn’t assassinate you all, hopefully.
I’m preparing for all possible scenarios and even a few impossible ones
Learning how to make an EMP just in case they send a killer robot after us and also accumulating rare radioactive materials if they send a mysterious flying man from another planet after us
The thumbnail for a video called “The state of Fortnite in 2026”
This is like the opposite of that meme where those 12 year olds look like they’re having a deep conversation and people caption it like “How to address inflation in Argentina”
Anyone know why Traóre always wears tactical gloves? That would be so uncomfortable for most indoor tasks.
Anyways the caption is: dudes rock
He’s at constant threat of assassination, twenty something attempts last I heard. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had to punch his way out of some tight situations.
Yes I know he takes precautions about that but v isn’t the main one s pistol?
Reduces the possibility of using handshakes as a vector for assassination attempts.
Like a poison?
Sure, or nerve agents and other things. A lot of nasty things that will kill you just require skin content.
I don’t think he’s at risk from Russia, but that Litvinenko guy in Britain using Polonium and all that required was physical contact with a door handle.
Russia is the one protecting Traore.
Correct, I’m just using it as an example of a skin contact = death style of assassination
Yep. Boom. You got cancer.
Putin is the one trying to keep his distance, not the other way around.
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That’s true. Sounds simultaneously ridiculous and reasonable, to me.
Ridiculous for the average person yeah but the French or CIA ? Worthwhile precaution
Everybody here recognizing Sankara had game and took his fashion advice
Heads up, disgruntled Colonels. If your African nation doesn’t throw off the shackles of neocolonialism soon then you’ll be left with fewer and fewer options for beret color in the squad.
The ASS Men (Alliance of Sahel States)
