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ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

It's possible to lose your virginity before your biological parents with sperm donation and artificial insemination.

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It's possible to lose your virginity before your biological parents with sperm donation and artificial insemination.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works
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    Virginity is a social construct.

    • notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz
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      Great piece.

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    Step away from the shower.

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    What?

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      If a man donates his sperm and a woman donates an egg, then a baby can be conceived without either bio-parent engaging in intercourse, through in vitro fertilization (“test tube baby”). If the donors remain virgins long enough (maybe they’re ace or something), then their bio-child could lose their virginity before either of them do.

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        Assuming that’s what OP meant, that would be a lot more clear.

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          I didn’t think I needed to go that in depth 😅

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        Yeah, but the way OP wrote the sentence, it reads like they’re saying the children can make a baby before they themselves are born.

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      It’s op’s first time with the devil’s lettuce

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        After reading the title I’m convinced they might be blackout drunk

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      You can jerk off in a cup and have a girl turkey baster that jizz inside her and she can get pregnant. The kid is born and then has sex before either of you. They lost their virginity before you

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        Thanks for that mental image of a girl using a turkey baster as a dildo and jizz as lube of some sort.

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          Here to help 🙂

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    So this is how virgins reproduce

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    This sounds like the start of a prophecy.

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    Username checks out

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    I love the cognitive dissonance that this produces.

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    This is an incredibly badly written sentence.

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