Apparently it’s a photo taken at a Costo today.
https://bsky.app/profile/helenkennedy.com/post/3mtk63fa2hs2e
Never forget
$3.33
buy 3 and get an 88c discount
Introducing the 14 pack
never forgetti moms spaghetti
9/11 Would run a shopping cart into that
Damn is it already time to pull this one out?
The “war on Christmas” was neve a war nor waged on Christmas, it was always the genocide of Halloween
Jack Skellington shouldn’t have stopped at Berlin
I am calling for a forced demilitarization of Christmas and an immediate withdrawal to its post-Thanksgiving borders
What a winter huh?
Captain it’s late summer.
Damn, I’ve been meaning to make a “12 Weeks of Christmas” parody song to mock Christmas creep, but that seems hopelessly quaint at this point. Though, this does open the door for “12 Months of Christmas”
It’s not even Halloween yet.Is it even “back to school” yet?
It’s not even Labor Day lmao
I went to pick up food at a place a few weeks ago and Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town was blaring over the speakers. I thought I was losing mind for second. The Christmas imperialism has gone too far.
I think they are afraid of the market finally shitting the bed before Christmas and attempting to sell as much as they can before the crash and mass layoffs.
I actually swore at a shop assistant last week audibly said “fuck offff” when they tried to upsell me christmas cards they had on the counter.
I do not want to see christmas anything until after halloween, fuck off fuck off fuck off.
Holidays are full of surprises
We were supposed to have dethroned God by now
And I thought Summerween was pushing it
Also, jesus christ, Summerween was a gag for Gravity Falls, stop trying to make it happen
Desperation for 4thr quarter
Global warming is over, it’s Christmas in Costco
