Gee wiz this yesterday
RFK Jr. today saying he can deepthroat, what’s going on over here.
I’ve been giving him lessons but it takes time, it’s difficult to train this kind of talent.
Trump talked about having a threesome with his sons and things have just been accelerating since.
Setting himself up for a successful 2028 presidential campaign.
I really can’t understand how this guy got a brainworm
poor thing starved to death
With gumption, something kids these days wouldn’t understand.
I will eat literally anything
Says man who exclusively eats meat and kimchi.
It’s what worms crave.
Nancy Reagan is rolling in her grave.
Damnit i was gonna make that joke
This is the most relatable he’s ever been.
Every day he looks more and more like the bad guy in the first Men In Black movie, the bug guy wearing a dead guy’s skin as a disguise.
There’s dozens of species of worms battling for control of my body, so it’s actually quite different.
I had avoided hearing this guy speak for a long time (European privilege, sorry USians) and I gotta say: he sounds like he has every disease and I would not trust him to speak truth on any topic, never mind health. Trump really knows how to pick the right person for the job.
Yeah he always sounds like he is about to die from respiratory issues.
It’s just the price I pay for the boons that my worm masters grant me, you try to sound normal while several are massaging your larynx and then tell me how easy it is.
Several what?
The colony of worms that puppets me like a suit.
Ah, of course.
Yeah just imagine
but they’re everywhere.
