Can I order a smoking monkey? I don’t drink much anymore
Well, they do drink no matter what, but they dont need much!
Can’t wait to eat that monkey
Finally, a healthy and eco-friendly alternative to genAI girlfriend!
Taught mine to roll a joint, then he took all my weed and sold it, came back acting like he had no idea what happened and was all like idk I just found this new Apple Watch.
What if I don’t want to share my liquor?
Mibkeys need like a shot of whisky to get hammered you stingy bastard! I’d call you a caveman but they at least would throw a dog a bone
Are you drunk now? If so… MY MAN!
And no… Joey doesn’t share booze
Unfortunately, you cannot bring the smoking drinking monkey indoors at most establishments these days
You try and keep the smoking drinking money outside without me, I’ll be inside drinking and smoking with my monkey
Never drink alone. You aren’t alone in a bar. This is a Pandemic era innovation in monkeybusiness.
Man, Europe sounds miserable these days!
$14.99?!?
I’ll do all of that for free. Just the cost of booze and smokes. I too an not picky about brand and will drink most anything. (I’m ok at pickpocketing)
Yeah but you’re not a monkey are you? If I wanted to drink with humans I would have done it friends or strangers at a bar.
Have you SEEN the price of whisky these days? The cost of getting that little fucker drunk and lightfingered is negligible, even if he smokes like a chimney
That’s why I agreed to do it for free.
If it doesn’t smoke is it really a drinking buddy?
The only friend I’ve ever wanted.
