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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Cheeseus Christ, the comments

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Cheeseus Christ, the comments

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    Oh god it’s e-girl bathwater all over again but now it’s gymnast straddle cheese.

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      It’s terrible…these prices. I’ll take the first wheel.

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        “This cheese smells like feet!”

        “Sir, that cheese wasn’t in the photo.”

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          Really doesn’t narrow it down, does it?

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        I need to make sure what website people can purchase this so I can stay away from it.

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      Wasn’t some influencer selling cheese made from her vaginal yeast?

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        Sounds something Gwyneth Paltrow would do.

        Or was that vagina candles?

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          The goop-queen is into genocide denial these days

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        What a joke.

        Should have made beer.

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          That happened too

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      Well on the one hand, cheese is delicious.

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        “Cheese and pussy, together at last!”

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          Well on the one hand, pussy is delicious.

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      “all over again” as if it ever stopped lol

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        Found the bathwater subscriber.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      Pommel horse cheese is where it’s at.

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        Do whatever you want to your horse, keep me out of it.

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