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GTA 5 Java Coffee shop

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GTA 5 Java Coffee shop

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  • Hack3900@lemy.lol
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    The void function seems to return an int

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      I wonder how often someone walks in and tells them about the mistake. Do the baristas have a standard response?

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        It’s a video game so I’m guessing they do have a standard response

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          Haha, I completely missed that it’s a game.

      • Aniki 🌱🌿@lemm.ee
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        “Sorry, I only write vegan react…and python.”

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      Oof, and there’s only ten lines of code, too. And they look very purposefully written out.

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      Yes, but maybe there’s some magic going on so that the lack of a type assigns some value that results in void?

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    Ah yes, the C O F F F F S H O P

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    This is great! When I play GTA, the only thing I want is HOT COFFEE.

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    Why does someone come up with java code for an in-game coffeeshop and then make an obvious mistake? Or is that on purpose and they are trolling?

  • M68040 [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    The Simpsons: Hit and Run had a similar gag in one of the maps.

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    Bancon and bread are both 2?

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    GTA 5’s very own “Hot Coffee” mod.

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