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spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year ago

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spujb@lemmy.cafe to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • ricecake@sh.itjust.works
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    ‘Bessie’ is a preposterous name for a chicken.

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      Yeah, I always thought Bessie was a cows name lol

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        Who says cows can’t lay eggs?

        And don’t say “literally everyone”, that’s a cop out answer

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          Actually I would say literally no one. I don’t think it’s ever come up before just now. Just so you’re aware though, those things the cows are “laying” out in the pasture are definitely not eggs

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            Well well well. Check mate, atheists!

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          Pretty sure Abraham Lincoln said that

          • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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            That’s why he got shot

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          Mammals

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            Monotremes would like a word.

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        Fr. I took a double take when I read the meme. What kind of cow lays eggs?? Oh, wait… Who the heck names a chicken Bessie?

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        that’s what makes it funny

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      Everyone knows the proper name for a hen is Henny Penny.

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        Kylo Hen?

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