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mdurell@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

If pants wore pants...

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If pants wore pants...

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mdurell@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • qisope@lemmy.world
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    given that the word 'pants ’ sounds like a plural, perhaps we can assume each leg is an independent entity and deserves its own pair of pants. i chose left.

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      Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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      “Yes, Sir. I would like to buy one pant!”

      • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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        This is how you say it in French. “Un Pantalon”

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      But we have “legs” and give each leg a pant. Therefore wouldn’t each pant also just have one pant?

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      Pant

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    Pants have the same number of legs as people. This joke is getting absurd.

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      That’s the joke

      • hperrin@lemmy.world
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        Yes. And it’s absurd.

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          It’s a type of humour I suppose, I like absurd humour that makes fun of the concept

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      So you’re saying the one in the right then?

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    Teachers: You should try do something productive in your free time

    Me in my free time:

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      The math teacher, who knows you’re about to accidentally learn about recursion and series:

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        Let’s use geometric progression to find how many rows we can create with a set of 200 pants!

      • MBM@lemmings.world
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        Maybe even topology!

  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
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    Okay, which one of you wears pants on each leg?

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    Asked my 10 year old. Definitely the right hand side. “Because on the left the pants are now shorts.”

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    Like on the right. Left side is wasteful and floppy

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      I mean, the humans think it’s cool to take perfectly good pants, tear holes in them until there are hardly any pants, and wear them like that. Maybe pants are even cooler?

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        Do pants feel pain?

  • ForestOrca@kbin.social
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    Eschew bifurcated clothing!!

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    Did the pants on the left split its legs down the middle?

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    The right side makes the most sense to me.

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    Right Because the left would get significantly more difficult once you start adding more pants

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      If a pants’s pants wore pants, what would it look like?

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    I’m pretty sure the right is how people wear pants in the winter.

  • BlanK0@lemmy.ml
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    First one definitely 😂

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    Like this.

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