Sure, go for it. Throw everything at the wall, see what sticks. I personally don’t need an alarm that is only is right some of the time and apologizes when it wakes me up an hour late, but to each their own.
Sorry boss, my AI alarm clock hallucinated the time zone, then my AI car drove through a construction zone, then the AI badge reader to get into the building forgot how to unlock the door
But imagine if you could just like, ask your phone to set an alarm! And then it would do it!
… what do you mean we’ve already had that tech for a decade?
Maybe I shouldn’t get up and go to work today…
You are so right about that. You deserve a day off. Let me forge a doctor’s note and send it to your boss.
^This will happen exactly one time.
By offering the phone itself, the company could gain access to more data about users’ habits than an app on the phone could.
Oh, well then. That’s obviously why people buy phones.
Trying to out Google the Google with this one.
Hahahahahahaha what a fucking terrible idea, holy shit. Beside sam altman, who the fuck would use this?
He probably won’t use it himself. The tech bros pushing all these things don’t partake on their own supply in their personal lives because they know how dumb or dangerous it is.
OpenAI could fuck themselves too. Who knows.
omg fuck off
Finally, a phone specifically for morons.
Is this the kind of headline that makes investors excited?
Apparently they are too dumb to ask themselves “if AI is ready to replace the work force and make billions per minute, why do they need to venture into these weird, half hashed, plans and products BEFORE they even turn a penny on what they are supposedly amazing at?”
Omfg, the cyber truck of phones, I dare you to spend billions developing this, I double dare you Altman.
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everyone knows, data harvesting
But it’s going to be amazing! Incredible capabilities are just 6-12 months away!
Why all these products and implementations and spending can’t wait for those capabilities to be real is beyond me.
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I do not understand the Luddite view of ai. It is a tool. You can use a hammer to smash your finger or frame out a house. You can upgrade to an air nailer and work faster.
If people are too stupid to see what it is, they are going to just get left behind. When y’all old and whining how you don’t understand how the world works and you’re scared, this is why. It was a choice.
Not a single better idea in the tech industry.
most of them have betted on AI, not so much on innovation anymore.
Dead on arrival. Especially so if it runs android and invasively slurps up all your personal data for “training”. Now where have we seen this before?
Now where have we seen this before?
But you already said “Android”…
Slop found in dumpster.
lol
I’ll take shiny things that jingle, but never materialize, for 100.
It doesn’t have to materialize. It just has to trick investors into investing more. They’re taking a page out of Elon’s playbook.
Pass
Good. Waste that money.
