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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前

Anon is Crock Pot

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Anon is Crock Pot

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 个月前
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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works
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    5 个月前

    That’s a pretty genius nickname.

    Also, I’m sure they’ll get faster.

  • Comrade_Spood@quokk.au
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    Considering how mean I know cooks can be, anon got off easy lol

  • Ironhorse4NYC@sh.itjust.works
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    Anon is so socially inept, he doesnt realize that means they fuck with him

  • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 个月前

    And? They’re new and that isn’t what they were hired on for. Of course they’re slow. The fact that that is what OOP is being teased for means that overall they’re doing alright. Considering they’re on 4chan they’re lucky their nickname isn’t bog crack or something.

    • America@sh.itjust.works
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      5 个月前

      Also consider that this nickname that is coming from speedy Gonzalez, Tina twitch, and meth Steve.

  • Chakravanti@monero.town
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    Crock pots will always make better food than a crack pot.

    Well…any food at all, really.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I mean honestly, a ton of job related nicknames work this way, starting as a demeaning joke.

    Take it in stride, own it, improve, and it’ll be like the 300 lbs of muscle bodyguard named ‘Tiny’.

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    There was a guy who’s army nickname was Thrombo, because he was a slow-moving clot.

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    I only care about the food being tasty. Keep on rocking, crock pot

  • marduk@lemmy.today
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    Sounds like you should set that crock pot to high ;)

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