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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social
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    With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.

    Plus you don’t have to wear gloves like when you’re slicing chilis.

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      The only reason I slice chilis is because I crave the pain when I rub my eyes.

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        Try rubbing your genitals next time. That’s super fun.

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        Habanero face mask

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          I was in a jazz fusion band called Habanero Face Mask. We were awful.

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      I wear gloves when slicing chillies for aesthetic reasons only

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      Yup. Just cut the root off before you start slicing the onion and there’s no tears.

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