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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Sheesh! I don’t want this to sound harsh, but as a kid you sound like you were …contraceptive. What took your parents so long?
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  My mother claims she was praying for patience when she got pregnant with me, and the fact that I’m still alive proves that she learned patience.
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    That’s awesome, you’re like …a miracle or something!

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