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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

The path to enlightenment

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The path to enlightenment

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    No, I won’t do that and you can’t force me to!

    • moistclump@lemmy.world
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      You will do that and I can force you to!

      • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        That doesn’t make any sense! You’re just a stranger on the internet who wrote a comment. You have no authority over me!

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          • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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            Thanks for the clarification

        • moistclump@lemmy.world
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          Yes it does and yes I do!

        • moistclump@lemmy.world
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          Yes it does and yes I do!

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    Your meme sucks and you should be ashamed!

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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          I won’t be stopped.

  • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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    Come on, he wouldn’t have said that. It doesn’t even make sense…

    • gullible@kbin.social
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      I agree, this seems facetious. I like your sentence structure.

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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      • samus12345@lemmy.world
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        Bet he learned about it real quick after that!

        • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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          Last time I saw this, someone said it was an edit and wasn’t really NGT, but I still think it’s funny. No idea where it came from originally.

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            Ah, looks like it is. Perhaps this is the original?

            • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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              Lol there we go

  • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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    You REALLY think that’s a way to enlightenment? Yeah, of course you do …

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    this is such toxic advice.

    • agitatedpotato@lemmy.world
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      Not it’s not, how dare you disagree with me

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    Okay, I agree.

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    It may be just a tad too enlightening

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