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thebug0304@lemmy.fmhy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Your teeth will spend longer dry than they will wet

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Your teeth will spend longer dry than they will wet

thebug0304@lemmy.fmhy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    really? Are you counting saliva?

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      I think OP is including death

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        really? is he counting soil wetness?

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          I think OP is including Earth’s eventual destruction

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            Really? Is he counting the rebirth of the universe?

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              I think OP is including the universe using up its 9 lives

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        After my death they’re no longer my teeth, I have no further use for them

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          Ohh, I call dibs!

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          If someone makes a creepy necklace out of my teeth, are they still my teeth?

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        OP thinks we can afford to be buried? How nice of them.

        The only way I’ll be buried is if someone tosses me into one of the general waste dumps.

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