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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 21 小时前

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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 21 小时前
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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    1 小时前

    SU

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    I have become Dad you will all sudo to me now

    … Uuuh, sudo?

    You are not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    21 小时前

    [sudo] password for Jeffy:

    • fin@sh.itjust.works
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      20 小时前

      You’re not in the sudoers file. This Incident will be reported.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        10 小时前

        You’re not in the reporters file. This Report has been reported.

      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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        16 小时前

        I wonder who reads all of those at the NSA

  • aarch0x40@piefed.social
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    There’s a new magic word, doas.

    • Dave@lemmy.nz
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      12 小时前

      Ooh I think I know how to pronounce that one!

    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      16 小时前

      run0

  • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social
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    17 小时前

    Sudo make me a sandwich

    Works every time.

    • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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      If we ever get to that future where we have house droids, mine will be named sudo. For now missus not like it

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      13 小时前

      now that we have both robotics and ai; the first person the build, patent, and produce this robot is going to be the next billionaire. lol

  • DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world
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    It will soon be sudo-rs. And no an alias won’t cut it for me.

    • ms.lane@lemmy.world
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      I think you mean systemctl runasanotheruseristhisverboseenoughyet

  • Jay🚩@lemmy.ml
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    21 小时前

    doas

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