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minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down1·1 day ago MatLab user I like how it doesn’t say “coder” because everyone knows MatLab isn’t a real programming language
minus-square87Six@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 minutes agoA unicorn written in thunkable is realer than vibe coding
minus-squareluciferofastora@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·15 hours agoA language for describing frameworks. Allegedly, some people use it for implementations too, but I don’t know if it’s really suited for that.
minus-squaregoatinspace@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 day agoShadow that is cast by the sins of men
minus-squareFilthyShrooms@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoCoffee? Idk I’m not a coder, I just know MatLab lol
I like how it doesn’t say “coder” because everyone knows MatLab isn’t a real programming language
It’s realer than vibe coding.
A unicorn written in thunkable is realer than vibe coding
Tru dat
Gnu octave on the other hand…
Then what’s Java?
A language for describing frameworks.
Allegedly, some people use it for implementations too, but I don’t know if it’s really suited for that.
Shadow that is cast by the sins of men
LMAOOOO
Coffee? Idk I’m not a coder, I just know MatLab lol
A hive of villiany and boilerplate
Exorcist