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      Reminds me of a friend, she can’t swim but we all thought she’d float 'cause of her giant tits. Turns out she sinks faster than a rock. Science has yet to find an explanation. (We rescued her, she’s fine.)

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          The wind took on an unnatural howl as it passed over the cyclopean geometry of her breasts. I stared, but did not, could not, comprehend.

          Edit: “My eyes are up here” she said–but I would not, could not, look away. I Began to weep as i realized they were the last thing I would ever see, blackness creeping in at the edges of my vision every time I put forth the heroic effort to turn my head.