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cm0002@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 天前

The Six Stages of Code Grief

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The Six Stages of Code Grief

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cm0002@suppo.fi to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 天前
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  • moseschrute@lemmy.world
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    Bonus frame:

    The 2000 line file is one function

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      Oh, so you worked with my ex-coworker.

      It implemented a database. Giant branching if/for loop.

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      That implements a ******* VM in which all of the byte code runs in, and rest of source is just byte code listings that the linker magically gathers into a working program.

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        What’s a hunter2 VM?

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