• The assailant drew a concealed assault-hoagie and fired it at the officer, point blank. The sandwich detonated on the officer, covering him with acidic and sulfuric compounds. The sandwich also contained tomato, a nightshade derivative. Due to this, the officer was incapacitated and had to be rushed to a nearby hospital where these hazardous materials were neutralized with a napkin. The officer has been in therapy due to the nightmares caused by this violent, communist attack.