It should not have taken 4 years to sort through his shit.
The fact that the legal system is so slow is part of the problem. He just needs to send a couple yes men to court to straight up lie for a bit and then it’s another 6 months to call him on the lie.
The courts are only that slow because they want to be. Plenty of peons got trials and served sentences for shit in the time they were fucking around going after trump. They didn’t want to try him, and we’re waiting out the clock in the hopes he’d win so the charges went away, and it worked.
I haven’t looked it up because I’m lazy, and for the past couple days that people have been calling him taco, I’ve been trying to remember what it stood for. The best I’ve gotten is “Trump asshole cunt… O… Range?”
Tiny anus cop orifice
Wth does it stand for? At this point, I’m determined to either be told or remember?
Other disappointments when people didn’t flee from a lost election:
(He also said it in 2024 in reference to Harris… such a missed opportunity)
To be fair, if he had lost in 2024 he may have had to face sentencing for all the felonies (also probably not though)
It should not have taken 4 years to sort through his shit.
The fact that the legal system is so slow is part of the problem. He just needs to send a couple yes men to court to straight up lie for a bit and then it’s another 6 months to call him on the lie.
The courts are only that slow because they want to be. Plenty of peons got trials and served sentences for shit in the time they were fucking around going after trump. They didn’t want to try him, and we’re waiting out the clock in the hopes he’d win so the charges went away, and it worked.
When you’re a celebrity they let you do it
“Somehow” Brasil made it happen, but the US did not.
It’s almost like the most corrupt and backwards of those nations is the self-proclaimed “leader of the free world”.
Nah, he would have just won against her in 2028 (if he hadn’t choked to death on a hamberder before then).
TACO.
I haven’t looked it up because I’m lazy, and for the past couple days that people have been calling him taco, I’ve been trying to remember what it stood for. The best I’ve gotten is “Trump asshole cunt… O… Range?”
Tiny anus cop orifice
Wth does it stand for? At this point, I’m determined to either be told or remember?
Trump always chickens out
Always thought it was a reference to this:
This is real (which is real): https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728297587418247168
Ahh yes ty
You’re far too creative
I’m far too censored for that
Taking A Cruise Overseas
That was when he thought he’d actually be prosecuted for his crimes.
Then he realized it was all talk - just one mugshot and a fine.